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Definitions of Designations

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B Suresh Kumar

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Got this in my mail today. thought it can be shared here

*Definitions of Designations:

*** **Project Manager** is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby
in One month.

*** **Developer** is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a

*** **Onsite Coordinator** is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine
babies in one month.

*** **Client** is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

*** **Marketing Manager** is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even
if no man and woman are available.

*** **Resource Optimization Team** thinks they don't need a man or woman;
they'll produce a child with zero resources.

*** **Documentation Team** thinks they don't care whether the child is
delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

*** **Quality Auditor** is the person who is never happy with a delivered

*** **Tester** is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

And the best part

*** **HR Manager** is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a
Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!! *

*HR** **always deliver the impossible!!!!*
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