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What Indian Advertisements/Commercials are about?
1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hair fall problem.
2. If you've a hot wife make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not ready to get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.
8. Most cola cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs: 10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.
11. Fruit content in shampoo, soap is more than fruit content in 99% of people.
12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over you face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting; it’s only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
18. If you have got an insurance policy, your wife and children would be happy after you die.
19. Your mother would really feel great if you come home after taking a mud-bath because, Stain is good.
20. The only time mothers and daughters talk to each other; it's usually about hair oil.
21. Swapping your cell phones with your Mom or Wife can create a sense of mutual understanding.
22. Every other car is No. 1 according to their satisfied customers.
23. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
24. The worst think to happen to a human being is to have dark complexioned skin.
25. A girl can become the Miss World or the next Indian Idol only if she uses a particular fairness cream.
26. You only need a deodorant with a good fragrance to approach a girl, and not the guts.
27. You will have clear skin forever, only by splashing the water on your face dramatically.
28. Having Rajnigandha Pan Masala can make you buy countries.
29. We can change a nation's problems by just drinking a cup of tea. Thanks to the Jaago Re.
And, finally this
30.Mutual fund investments
Are
Subject
To
Market
Risks
Please
Read
The
Offer
Document
Carefully
Before investing.
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1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hair fall problem.
2. If you've a hot wife make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.
3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.
4. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
5. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!
6. If your daughter is not ready to get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
7. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.
8. Most cola cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!
9. All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs: 10
10. The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.
11. Fruit content in shampoo, soap is more than fruit content in 99% of people.
12. Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
13. Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
14. You can't eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over you face.
15. Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting; it’s only to pick up girls.
16. All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
17. People believe that Bacardi makes music CD's and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
18. If you have got an insurance policy, your wife and children would be happy after you die.
19. Your mother would really feel great if you come home after taking a mud-bath because, Stain is good.
20. The only time mothers and daughters talk to each other; it's usually about hair oil.
21. Swapping your cell phones with your Mom or Wife can create a sense of mutual understanding.
22. Every other car is No. 1 according to their satisfied customers.
23. No matter what kind of expert one is, he'll always wear a white laboratory coat.
24. The worst think to happen to a human being is to have dark complexioned skin.
25. A girl can become the Miss World or the next Indian Idol only if she uses a particular fairness cream.
26. You only need a deodorant with a good fragrance to approach a girl, and not the guts.
27. You will have clear skin forever, only by splashing the water on your face dramatically.
28. Having Rajnigandha Pan Masala can make you buy countries.
29. We can change a nation's problems by just drinking a cup of tea. Thanks to the Jaago Re.
And, finally this
30.Mutual fund investments
Are
Subject
To
Market
Risks
Please
Read
The
Offer
Document
Carefully
Before investing.
Content courtesy : From a Friend in Face Book
PLEASE ADD MORE
