GANESH65
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- What do you call two fat people having a chat?
A heavy discussion!
- Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!
- Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
Reports say it was due to too many strokes!
- What did the triangle say to the circle?
You are pointless!
- What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble!
- Have you heard the joke about the butter?
I better not tell you, it might spread!
- Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
- Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted!
- Why did the barber win the race?
Because he took a short cut!
