And God Looked Down upon Seniors.

[P.J.]

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And God Looked Down upon Seniors.

Most seniors never get enough exercise. So in his wisdom God decreed that seniors would become forgetful that they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things misplaced and so do some walking.

And God Looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God saw there was yet a need. So God in his wisdom made seniors lose coordination that they would drop things which would require them to bend and reach and stretch.

And God looked down and saw that it was good.

Then God considered the functioning of senior bladders and decided that in His wisdom there might be calls of nature more frequently requiring more trips to the relief station that would burn calories.

God looked down and saw that it was good.

Seniors were obliged to exercise more from these senior shortcomings and did become more active as a result.

So if you find you are required to get up and down more as you age, remember it's God's will and in your best interests even though you mutter under your breath.

See----there are good things about getting older. God is looking out for us.

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[yesmohan]

I thought only people at home and neighbours are looking down upon seniors.
You too God !!

 

[Raji Ram]

.......... Then God considered the functioning of senior bladders and decided that in His wisdom there might be calls of nature more frequently requiring more trips to the relief station that would burn calories.

God looked down and saw that it was good. ........

OMG! More trips to relief station does not burn calories alone!

It is a symptom of something else, which might need surgery!! :dizzy: