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    வருடம் : 1011

    அண்ணளும் நோக்கினார் அவளும் நோக்கினாள்

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    அண்ணளும் Nokiaனார் அவளும் Nokiaனாள்
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    "நானும், என் மனைவியும் இருபத்து ஐஞ்சு வருஷம் சந்தோஷமா இருந்தோம்!"

    "ஏன், என்னஆச்சு அதுக்கப்புறம்?"

    "கல்யாணம் ஆயிடுத்து!"
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    அந்த எலி iit பக்கமே போகாது, ஏன்?
    அதுக்கு பொறிஇயல்னா ரொம்ப பயம்


    கோவில்லே யானை மட்டும் இருக்கும், சிங்கம் இருக்காது, ஏன்?
    சிங்கத்துக்கு மதம் பிடிக்காது
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    வாயில்லை, பல் இல்லை, ஆனால் கடிக்கும்! அது என்ன?

    கை இல்லை, விரல் இல்லை, ஆனால் அடிக்கும்! அது என்ன?

    கால் இல்லை, தரை இல்லை, ஆனால் ஓடும்! அது என்ன?

    செருப்பு, புயல், Fan
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    "டாக்டர், எனக்கு வேற மூளை வேணும்!"
    "சரி, ஆண் மூளை வேணுமா, பெண் மூளை வேணுமா?"
    "என்ன வித்யாசம்?"
    "ஆண் மூளை 1000 ரூபாய், பெண் மூளை 8,000 ரூபாய்"
    "அநியாகமா இருக்கிறதே! பெண் மூளை ஆண் மூளையை விட பழசாகவேற இருக்கு!"
    "ஆமாம், அதனால்தான் விலை அதிகம். அது Used Brain"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaanu View Post
    Read these..

    In Tamilnadu , there is a well known person by name , Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing
    colleges , always speaks in English. That college students have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English"
    ...... Njoy ............with his......... .....English. ......... .......
    Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English"

    # At the ground:
    ------------ -----
    All of you stand in a straight circle.
    There is no wind in the balloon.
    The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs
    please
    come here).

    # To a boy , angrily:
    ------------ ---------
    I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?

    # While punishing students:
    ------------ --------- --
    You , rotate the ground four times...
    You , go and understand the tree...
    You three of you stand together separately.
    Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

    # While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
    ------------ --------- --
    Every body should wear dress to college
    Boys no proplum
    Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
    Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
    Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to
    wear
    ..... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus

    # Sir at his best:
    ------------ ---
    Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to
    see
    one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
    So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
    WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

    # Sir at his best inside the Class room:
    ------------ --------- --------- --------- -------
    Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
    Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
    Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
    Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
    You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
    This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
    Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
    Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
    Take 5 cm wire of any length....

    Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
    Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late ,
    because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

    At Sathyabama college day 2002:
    "This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"

    At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:
    "No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "
    Cant Stop Laughing. Especially Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

    Just reminded me of my Maths teacher he used to says, you will be oustanding today (meaning you will be standing out of the class today)
    Swami Sharnam
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    You know, I read somewhere in internet that 80% of the statistics are made up on the spot and attributed to some internet site!
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    Ladies கிரிக்கட் Spin Bowler பேர் என்ன?

    பால திரிப்புர சுந்தரி
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    சோப் டப்பாலே ஏன் சின்ன சின்ன ஓட்டையா போட்டுருக்காங்க?

    ஏன்னா, பெரிய ஓட்டை போட்டா சோப் கீழ விழுந்துடும்
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    ஏன் ஒரு நொண்டிநாய் AIRTEL ஆபீஸுக்கு போச்சு?

    "Sir, I got a Missed கால்"

    டெலிபோன் கண்டுபிடிச்சது யார்?

    யானை; அதுக்குதான் ஒரிஜினலா Trunkகால் போட தெரியும்
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