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Copy + paste job on Ramar Sethu Bridge received through email:

*Subject: **Hilarious Musings Of Lord Rama On The Issue Of The Setu
Bridge...*

*The Lord surveyed the Ram Setu and said "Hanuman, how diligently and
strenuously you and your vanara sena built this bridge several centuries
back. It is remarkable that it has withstood the ravages of the climatic
and geographical changes over centuries. It is indeed an amazing feat
especially considering the fact that a bridge at Hyderabad built by Gammon
using latest technology collapsed the other day even before they could
stick the posters on its pillars."*

****

*Hanuman with all humility replied "Jai Sri Ram, it is all because of your
grace. We just scribbled your name on the bricks and threw them in the sea
and they held. No steel from TISCO or cement from Ambuja or ACC was ever
used. But Lord, why rake up the old issue now?"*

****

*Ram spoke "Well, Hanuman some people down there want to demolish the
bridge and construct a canal. The contract involves lot of money and lot of
money will be made. They will make money on demolition and make more money
on construction. "*

****

*Hanuman humbly bowed down and said "Why not we go down and present our
case?".*

****

*Ram said "Times have changed since we were down there. They will ask us to
submit proof of age and we don't have either a birth certificate or school
leaving certificate. We traveled mainly on foot and sometimes in bullock
carts and so we don't have a driving license either. As far as the proof of
address is concerned, the fact that I was born at Ayodhya is itself under
litigation for over half a century. If I go in a traditional attire with
bow and arrow, the ordinary folks may recognize me but Sibal may take me
to be some tribal and, at the most, offer a seat at IIT under the reserved
category for learning how to construct a bridge. Also, a God cannot walk
in, dressed in a three-piece suit and announce his arrival. It would make
even the devotees suspicious. So it is a dilemma so to say."*

****

*"I can vouch for you by saying that I personally built the bridge."*

****

*"My dear, Anjani putra, it will not work. They will ask you to produce the
Layout plan, The Project details, Approved Plans, Municipal Building
Permit,Excavation Permit, the contractor who built it including financial
outlay and how the project cost was met and the completion certificate. And
who inaugurated it? Nothing is accepted by these people without documentary
evidence in India . You may cough but unless a doctor certifies it, you
have no cough. A pensioner may present himself personally but the
authorities do not take it as proof. He has to produce a life-certificate
to prove that he is alive. It is that complicated."**

****

*"Lord, I can't understand these historians. Over the years you have given
darshan once every hundred years to saints like Surdas, Tulsidas, Saint
Thyagaraja, Jayadeva, Bhadrachala Ramdas and even Sant Tukaram and still
they disbelieve your existence and say Ramayana is a myth. The only
option,I see, is to re-enact Ramayana on earth and set the government
records straight once for all."*

****

*The Lord smiled. "It isn't that easy today. Ravan is apprehensive that he
may look like a saint in front of today's politicians. I also spoke to his
mama Mareecha, who appeared as a golden deer to tempt Sita maiyya when I
was in the forest and he said that he won't take a chance of stepping on
earth as long as Salman Khan is around."*





 
Copy + paste job on Ramar Sethu Bridge received through email:

*Subject: **Hilarious Musings Of Lord Rama On The Issue Of The Setu
Bridge...*

*The Lord surveyed the Ram Setu and said "Hanuman, how diligently and
strenuously you and your vanara sena built this bridge several centuries
back. It is remarkable that it has withstood the ravages of the climatic
and geographical changes over centuries. It is indeed an amazing feat
especially considering the fact that a bridge at Hyderabad built by Gammon
using latest technology collapsed the other day even before they could
stick the posters on its pillars."*

****

*Hanuman with all humility replied "Jai Sri Ram, it is all because of your
grace. We just scribbled your name on the bricks and threw them in the sea
and they held. No steel from TISCO or cement from Ambuja or ACC was ever
used. But Lord, why rake up the old issue now?"*

****

*Ram spoke "Well, Hanuman some people down there want to demolish the
bridge and construct a canal. The contract involves lot of money and lot of
money will be made. They will make money on demolition and make more money
on construction. "*

****

*Hanuman humbly bowed down and said "Why not we go down and present our
case?".*

****

*Ram said "Times have changed since we were down there. They will ask us to
submit proof of age and we don't have either a birth certificate or school
leaving certificate. We traveled mainly on foot and sometimes in bullock
carts and so we don't have a driving license either. As far as the proof of
address is concerned, the fact that I was born at Ayodhya is itself under
litigation for over half a century. If I go in a traditional attire with
bow and arrow, the ordinary folks may recognize me but Sibal may take me
to be some tribal and, at the most, offer a seat at IIT under the reserved
category for learning how to construct a bridge. Also, a God cannot walk
in, dressed in a three-piece suit and announce his arrival. It would make
even the devotees suspicious. So it is a dilemma so to say."*

****

*"I can vouch for you by saying that I personally built the bridge."*

****

*"My dear, Anjani putra, it will not work. They will ask you to produce the
Layout plan, The Project details, Approved Plans, Municipal Building
Permit,Excavation Permit, the contractor who built it including financial
outlay and how the project cost was met and the completion certificate. And
who inaugurated it? Nothing is accepted by these people without documentary
evidence in India . You may cough but unless a doctor certifies it, you
have no cough. A pensioner may present himself personally but the
authorities do not take it as proof. He has to produce a life-certificate
to prove that he is alive. It is that complicated."**

****

*"Lord, I can't understand these historians. Over the years you have given
darshan once every hundred years to saints like Surdas, Tulsidas, Saint
Thyagaraja, Jayadeva, Bhadrachala Ramdas and even Sant Tukaram and still
they disbelieve your existence and say Ramayana is a myth. The only
option,I see, is to re-enact Ramayana on earth and set the government
records straight once for all."*

****

*The Lord smiled. "It isn't that easy today. Ravan is apprehensive that he
may look like a saint in front of today's politicians. I also spoke to his
mama Mareecha, who appeared as a golden deer to tempt Sita maiyya when I
was in the forest and he said that he won't take a chance of stepping on
earth as long as Salman Khan is around."*








Sometimes I wonder WHY such silly humours are made only with Hindu culture/hindu myth/hindu gods...and I have not seen such Humour with other religions like christianity/ Islam etc... Probably these jokers may be aware that either they will be burnt alive or their head cut-off..

TVK

 
Sometimes I wonder WHY such silly humours are made only with Hindu culture/hindu myth/hindu gods...and I have not seen such Humour with other religions like christianity/ Islam etc... Probably these jokers may be aware that either they will be burnt alive or their head cut-off..

TVK


Dear TVK,

I do not think it is silly...read in between lines my dear.
It shows the present day situation well.

BTW why are you getting so affected?
I thought you didn't mind Savitri converting for Sebastian in your Tale of Two Sisters!!LOL
 
On a different note, rearranging the letters may lead funny ideas!

DILIP VENGSARKAR : SPARKLING DRIVE
PRINCESS DIANA : END IS A CAR SPIN
MONICA LEWINSKY : NICE SILKY WOMAN
DORMITORY : DIRTY ROOM
ASTRONOMER : MOON STARER
DESPERATION : A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES : THEY SEE
A DECIMAL POINT : IM A DOT IN PLACE
MOTHER-IN-LAW : WOMAN HITLER
 
There are some christ based jokes, but allah/ mohammed - definite no, no, no. Life is worth a lot more, than a simple giggle.

Sometimes I wonder WHY such silly humours are made only with Hindu culture/hindu myth/hindu gods...and I have not seen such Humour with other religions like christianity/ Islam etc... Probably these jokers may be aware that either they will be burnt alive or their head cut-off..

TVK

 
Recently one Hindu website was protesting to Kali Mata being used in an Video Game as a warrior princess.
But you know the Graphic Depiction of Kali Mata was really beautiful and powerful.

She never looked better as when compared to all the art we have seen before.

kali-smite1.jpg
 
Dear TVK,

I do not think it is silly...read in between lines my dear.
It shows the present day situation well.

BTW why are you getting so affected?
I thought you didn't mind Savitri converting for Sebastian in your Tale of Two Sisters!!LOL

"BTW why are you getting so affected?
I thought you didn't mind Savitri converting for Sebastian in your Tale of Two Sisters!!LOL"

Sorry . I am not properly understood.. I am against anyone criticizing/commenting any religion in the name of Humour... and I am not against anyone switching over one religion to another...

My question is very simple..does anyone having the courage to cut a humour using other religions except hindusim..

TVK




 
Days ago, a christian, laxman johnson posted his picture on facebook; he was standing on the shivlinga; he and his parents are on the run now, as HJS has filed a FIR.
 
Dear TVK,

I do not think it is silly...read in between lines my dear.
It shows the present day situation well.

BTW why are you getting so affected?
I thought you didn't mind Savitri converting for Sebastian in your Tale of Two Sisters!!LOL

In fact the humour is entirely on the present generation and makes no witty comments on the deities.
 
". I am against anyone criticizing/commenting any religion in the name of Humour... and I am not against anyone switching over one religion to another...


TVK


LOL..so there are 2 options here which you wrote:


1) I am against anyone criticizing/commenting any religion in the name of Humour.

2)
I am not against anyone switching over one religion to another...


So my dear TVK..some choose Option 1(criticizing/commenting any religion ) and some choose option 2(switching over one religion to another)
So where is the problem man?

 
In fact the humour is entirely on the present generation and makes no witty comments on the deities.

Yes I agree..in fact once even Sathya Sai Baba joked that if God comes down in His full glory He will be put in a Museum as an exhibit!
 
LOL..so there are 2 options here which you wrote:


1) I am against anyone criticizing/commenting any religion in the name of Humour.

2)
I am not against anyone switching over one religion to another...


So my dear TVK..some choose Option 1(criticizing/commenting any religion ) and some choose option 2(switching over one religion to another)
So where is the problem man?



""So where is the problem ?..."

1."does anyone having the courage to cut a humour using other religions except hindusim.."

2."In fact the humour is entirely on the present generation"....Is there any humour in Islam ..entirely for the present generation..??



TVK





 
""So where is the problem ?..."

1."does anyone having the courage to cut a humour using other religions except hindusim.."

2."In fact the humour is entirely on the present generation"....Is there any humour in Islam ..entirely for the present generation..??



TVK




There is a special beauty of the Hindu mind.

We come with Viveka.

We know where to draw the line, we have a great sense of humor and do not go charging about at the drop of a hat.

When you read books written by Swamijis..you will realize that they inject humor in their works too.
 
Ok I read a joke in a Famous Sanskrit Magazine once.


The joke was this:

A man's wife went missing.
He went and prayed at a Lord Rama temple for Lord Rama to help him search for his wife.

Lord Rama appeared in front of the devotee and told him "My dear Bhakta..go and pray at the Hanuman temple near by"

The bhakta was stunned..he said "O' Lord Rama..when I am asking you for help why are you asking me to pray to Hanuman instead?'

Lord Rama replied " becos even when my wife was missing only Hanuman found her!"


So dear TVK..no one is making fun of any religion here.
It just reinforces the fact that it was Hanuman who found Seeta and Lord Rama had some much faith in Hanuman.
 
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Shri.kk4646 makes a point in the sense one can get away with humour on Gods, only with the Hindus. Tolerance is only a qualified virtue. It should not be practiced without regard to situation. But I am in no way suggesting that violence is the answer in some cases, but only that such cases need a dignified and firm response to quell future occurrences of such insults.
 
Ok Dear TVK,

I will give you one more example:
From my sanskrit exam question:

Parvati says to Lord Shiva:

Beg a piece of land from Parashurama(who has won the entire world).

Ask Kubera your friend for seeds and Balarama for the plough.

Get a bison from Yama.

You have however a bull of your own.

Your trident will serve for the iron piece in the plough.

I am capable of bringing you food.

Shanmukha will take the cattle for grazing.

Take up farming O'Hara! I am fed up with this beggary.

May these words of Gauri protect you.


dear TVK,
Can you see humor here and the message behind this??
 
Sometimes I wonder WHY such silly humours are made only with Hindu culture/hindu myth/hindu gods...and I have not seen such Humour with other religions like christianity/ Islam etc... Probably these jokers may be aware that either they will be burnt alive or their head cut-off..

TVK


I agree with you.
Religion is very personal. Others should not make fun of my religion.
On a similar subject I do not like "other" people making fun or insulting India.
 
There is a special beauty of the Hindu mind.

We come with Viveka.

We know where to draw the line, we have a great sense of humor and do not go charging about at the drop of a hat.

When you read books written by Swamijis..you will realize that they inject humor in their works too.


Aaahha... So I have find time to read Swamiji's writtings...!! .. Sorry... books can not change my views..and do not want to read these things for the sake of humour...

TVK
 
Ok I read a joke in a Famous Sanskrit Magazine once.


The joke was this:

A man's wife went missing.
He went and prayed at a Lord Rama temple for Lord Rama to help him search for his wife.

Lord Rama appeared in front of the devotee and told him "My dear Bhakta..go and pray at the Hanuman temple near by"

The bhakta was stunned..he said "O' Lord Rama..when I am asking you for help why are you asking me to pray to Hanuman instead?'

Lord Rama replied " becos even when my wife was missing only Hanuman found her!"


So dear TVK..no one is making fun of any religion here.
It just reinforces the fact that it was Hanuman who found Seeta and Lord Rama had some much faith in Hanuman.


It is a good and realistic humour..not making comparision with x..y..z..

TVK
 
Ok I read a joke in a Famous Sanskrit Magazine once.


The joke was this:

A man's wife went missing.
He went and prayed at a Lord Rama temple for Lord Rama to help him search for his wife.

Lord Rama appeared in front of the devotee and told him "My dear Bhakta..go and pray at the Hanuman temple near by"

The bhakta was stunned..he said "O' Lord Rama..when I am asking you for help why are you asking me to pray to Hanuman instead?'

Lord Rama replied " becos even when my wife was missing only Hanuman found her!"


So dear TVK..no one is making fun of any religion here.
It just reinforces the fact that it was Hanuman who found Seeta and Lord Rama had some much faith in Hanuman.



"'So dear TVK..no one is making fun of any religion here."

Fine see the photo & decide...The detais: Name: Laxman Johnson's
Religion :
converted Christian
Place :
His hometown is Tirupati in Andhra Pradesh but he currently lives at Mumbai.

Posted in Face Book


TVK

 

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Fine see the photo & decide...The detais: Name: Laxman Johnson's
Religion :
converted Christian
Place :
His hometown is Tirupati in Andhra Pradesh but he currently lives at Mumbai.

Posted in Face Book
1884d1343404141t-humour-27-26-shiva-ka-apmaan-1.jpg


TVK



Dear TVK,

So now you see what conversion does to a person?

But yet you do not mind people converting from one religion to the other!LOL

BTW...Why you do not want to make time to read books by Swamijis..books do not really change our perspective..it only removes our veil of ignorance.
 
May be the title of this thread should have been something else! Such a serious discussion, 266 views in 20 hours

is pushed to Jokes and humor section!! :noidea:
 

எதையும் தாங்கும் இதயம் ஹிந்துக்களின் வரமா, சாபமா?

ஒரு அரசியல் தலைவியை, கன்னி மேரியாகச் சித்தரித்தபோது எழுந்த ஆர்ப்பாட்டங்கள் என்ன! :brick:

அவரையே அன்னை பாராசக்தியாகச் சித்தரித்தபோது இருந்த அமைதி என்ன!!
:tape2:
 
Dear TVK,

So now you see what conversion does to a person?

But yet you do not mind people converting from one religion to the other!LOL

BTW...Why you do not want to make time to read books by Swamijis..books do not really change our perspective..it only removes our veil of ignorance.


Conversion has nothing to do with arrogancy...and many no. of people of the same relligion has it...

Sometimes ignorance is a bliss...

TVK
 
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