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    OMG, Blonde!!

    A blonde was rollerblading with her headphones on.
    She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut.

    She instructed that the hair stylist could not take off her headphones. The stylist replied refusing to cut

    her hair, so she left.
    She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. This time, the stylist agreed

    to cut her hair.
    After a while, the blonde fell asleep in the chair. The stylist took off the headphones and the

    blonde died on the spot.
    Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones.

    They were saying: "Breath in, breath out."

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    An atheist became incensed over Christmas holiday preparations.

    He filed a lawsuit about the constant celebrations given to Christians and Jews while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.

    The case was brought before a judge.


    After listening to the long, passionate presentation by the atheist's lawyer, the judge banged his gavel and declared, "Case

    dismissed!"
    The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling.

    "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter, and many other observances.

    Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur, and Hanukkah. Yet, my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"

    The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, "Obviously, your client is too confused to know about, much less

    celebrate his own atheist holiday!"

    The lawyer pompously said, "Your honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be?"

    The judge replied, "Well, it comes every year on exactly the same date. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there

    is no God.'
    Thus, if your client says there is no God then, according to the Bible, he is a fool.

    April Fool's Day is his holiday. Now, get out of my courtroom!"


    Source: BabaMail.
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    Oh! How brilliant!!

    A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening.


    The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours. Suddenly his car started to cough

    and splutter and the engine slowly died away, leaving him sitting on the side of the road in total silence.
    He popped

    the hood and looked to see if there was anything that he could do to get it going again.
    Unfortunately, he had a limited

    knowledge of cars, so all he could do was look at the engine.
    Feeling despondent as he stood looking at the gradually

    fading light of his flashlight, he cursed that he had not put in new batteries like he had promised himself.


    Suddenly, through the inky shadows, came a deep voice, "It's your fuel pump."
    The man raised up quickly, striking his

    head on the underside of the hood. "Who said that?" he demanded.
    There were two horses standing in the fenced field

    alongside the road and the man was amazed when the nearest of the two horses repeated, "It's your fuel pump. Tap it

    with your flashlight, and try it again."

    Confused, the man tapped the fuel pump with his flashlight, turned the key and sure enough, the engine roared to life.

    He muttered a short thanks to the horse and screeched away.
    When he reached the next town, he ran into the local

    bar.
    "Gimme a large whiskey, please!" he said. A rancher sitting at the bar looked at the man's ashen face and asked,

    "What's wrong, man? You look like you've seen a ghost."
    "It's unbelievable," the man said and recalled the whole tale

    to the rancher.
    The rancher took a sip of his beer and looked thoughtful. "A horse, you say? Was it by any chance a

    white horse?"
    The man replied in the affirmative. "Yes, it was! Am I crazy?"

    "No, you ain't crazy. You're lucky," said the rancher, "because that black horse don't know sh*t about cars."

    Source: BabaMail
    Last edited by Raji Ram; 02-06-2018 at 10:06 AM.
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    An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside:

    GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100

    A American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...

    Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
    Doctor: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"

    Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
    Doctor
    : "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"

    The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

    Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
    Doctor: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"

    Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
    Doctor: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"

    The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

    Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see anything"
    Doctor
    : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100"

    Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100"
    Indian : "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"!!

    You can't beat Indians!!


    Source: A forward by my friend!
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    A man walked into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.


    As he sat down, the waitress came over and asked for their orders.

    The man said, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke." Then he turned to the ostrich and asked,

    "What's yours?"
    "I'll have the same," said the ostrich.

    A short time later the waitress returned with the order saying, "That will be $6.40 please." So the man

    reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact change for payment.

    The next day, the man and the ostrich came again and the man said, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke".

    Then the ostrich said, "I'll have the same."


    Once again the man reached into his pocket and paid with exact change.

    This became a routine until late one evening, the two entered again.

    "The usual?" asked the waitress. "No, it is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato,

    and salad," said the man. "Same for me," said the ostrich.

    A short time later the waitress came with the order and said, "That will be $12.62." Once again

    the man pulled the exact change out of his pocket and placed it on the table.

    The waitress couldn't hold back her curiosity any longer.

    "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

    "Well," said the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it

    a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would

    just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

    "That's brilliant!" said the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always

    be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

    "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," said the man.

    The waitress asked, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"

    The man sighed, paused, and answered,

    "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."


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    Hello Raji mami, how are you doing...it's been so talking to you...
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    Who talked to me???
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    I meant chatting with you in this website. You shared maavadu recipe too. Hope you remember me..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gayatri Unni View Post
    I meant chatting with you in this website. You shared maavadu recipe too. Hope you remember me..
    Yeah!!
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    A light hearted joke

    There was this handsome chap who married a beautiful girl and took her home. There was a servant maid in his house. Watching the newly married couple having fun with each other, the servant got jealous. Whenever she saw the husband embracing his wife, she became upset. Once the wife had to go to her house for some reason. That day, friends of the husband teasingly asked him 'What will you do tonight?' He jokingly replied 'Tonight I will sleep with my head on the chest of the servant'. It became midnight. The servant maid remained awake, hoping that the master might come to her room at any moment. But he wasn't coming. Hours went by and as the clock struck 2 O' clock, she impatiently went to his room and pushed it open. The noise woke him up and he asked 'Who is that?' She replied 'It is me. Didn't you tell your friends that you will spend the night with your head on my chest? I came to inform you that I will not allow it'.
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