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Investment advice

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In an investment seminar a man met a beautiful young lady and fell in love with her instantly. He proposed to her. But being a financial planning expert, she asked about his background,

He said, "........well I am an ordinary man today, but in a few months from today, after my ailing father dies I would inherit a 100 crore worth of properties........"

The Lady was impressed......and they exchanged their business cards.

Within a month the Lady walked into his house as his step mother....!!

Moral: Investments are subject to market risks.... Dont ever sell your dreams to others before it becomes reality.
 
CEO Hired A Sexy Secretary, But 10 Days Later He Committed Suicide By Jumping From His 27th Floor Office.

Police: “Who Was There At That Time In The Room?”

Secretary: “I Was There.”

Police: “What Happened? Why Did He Commit Suicide?”

Secretary:
“He Was A Good Man. One Day He Bought Me A Fur Coat For 2,00,000, Then He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace For Rs.15,00,000, Then
He Bought Me A Diamond Ring For Rs.5,00,000.

Today He Asked Me To Spend The Night With Him.

I Told Him I Charge Just Rs.1000 A Night.”

Moral: “Investments Are Subject To Market Risk, Check The Market Rate Before Investing”

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Courtesy: Nonvegjokes.com
 
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