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    ஒருவர்: அவங்க வீட்டுலே டிவி சீரியல் பார்க்கிறவங்க யாரும் இல்லியே. அப்படி இருக்கும்போது நேத்து அவங்க வீட்டுலே டிவி சத்தம் கேட்டுச்சே.
    மற்றவர்: அதுவா? அவங்க வீட்டிலே நேத்து ஒரு சாவு விழுந்துட்டுது. அந்தக் காலமா இருந்தா ஒப்பாரி வச்சி வாய்விட்டு அழுவாங்க. இப்ப அந்த மாதிரி அங்கே அழறதுக்கு யாருமே இல்லையா? அதனாலே தமிழ் டிவி சீரியலைப் போட்டுட்டங்க.
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    டாக்டர், எனக்கு மனசு ரொம்ப பாரமா இருக்கு. இனம் புரியாத கவலை வாட்டி எடுக்குது. துக்கம் துக்கமா வருது. தூக்கமே இல்லை. தற்கொலை பண்ணிக்கலாமான்னு தோணுது.
    உங்க மனதுலே அழுத்தம் அதிகமாக இருக்கு. இதையெல்லாம் மறக்கணும்னா நம்ம கவலையை எல்லாம் பறந்து போறமாதிரி இந்த உலகத்தையே சிரிக்க வைக்கிற அகில உலக சிரிப்பு நாயகன் சிதம்பரேஷ் நடித்த படங்களைப் பாருங்க. உங்களுக்கு வந்திருக்கிற டிப்ரஷன் இருக்கிற இடம் தெரியாமல் பறந்து போயிடும்.
    டாக்டர் சார், நான்தான் அந்தச் சிதம்பரேஷ் பேசறேன்.
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    World Is always round
    One Day A Tourist Comes To The Only Hotel In A Debt Ridden Town. Lays A $100 Note On The Table & Goes To Inspect The Rooms.
    Hotel Owner Takes The Note & Rushes To Pay His Debt To The Butcher.
    Butcher Runs To Pay The Pig Farmer. Pig Farmer Runs To Pay The Feed Supplier.
    Supplier Runs To Pay The Prostitute, Who In These Hard Times Gave Her Services On Credit.
    Hooker Then Runs To Pay Off Her Debt To The Hotel Owner For The Rooms She Rented For Her Clients.
    Hotel Owner Then Lays The $100 Note Back On The Counter.
    The Tourist Comes Down, Takes His Money & Leaves As He Did Not Like The Rooms.
    No One Earned Anything. But The Town Is Now Without Debt & Looks To The Future With A Lot Of Optimism.
    And That Is How The World Is Doing Business Today.
    ???????
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    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat
    was very small.
    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
    The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
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    என்னப்பா, எனக்கு ஒரு சந்தேகம். கூகிள்லே எந்தக் கேள்வி கேட்டாலும் பதில் சொல்லுமா அப்பா?
    சொல்லும்.
    ஆனா நாளைக்குக் எனக்குக் கணக்குப் பரீட்சையிலே என்ன கேள்வி வரும்னு கேட்டா சொல்ல மாட்டேங்கறதே அப்பா?
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    Indian magic
    An Indian And An American Both Were Friends.
    They Both Went Into A Chocolate Store.
    Everybody Is Busy In The Store So American Steal 3 Chocolates And Put Those In The Pocket.
    Both Came Out From The Store Then American Said: “Man, I’m The Best Thief Ever, I Stole 3 Chocolates And No One Saw Me, You Can’t Beat That.”
    Indian Replied: “This Is Nothing, You Wanna See Something Better, Lets Go Back To The Shop And I Will Show You Real Stealing.”
    So They Went To The Counter And Indian Said To The Shop Boy: “Do You Wanna See Magic?”
    Shop Boy Replied: “Yes, Of Course.”
    Indian Said: “Give Me One Chocolate Bar.”
    Shop Boy Gave Him One, And He Ate It.
    Indian Asked For The Second, And He Ate That As Well.
    Indian Asked For The Third, And Finished That One Too.
    The Shop Boy Asked: “But Where Is The Magic?”
    Indian Replied: “Check In My Friends Pocket, And You’ll Find Them.”
    You Can’t Beat An Indian.
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    I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. Xxx
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    பையன் தங்கமான பையன். உங்க பொண்ணுக்கு முடிச்சிடலாம்.

    அதான் வரதட்சிணை ரொம்ப அதிகமாக் கேக்கறாங்க போல இருக்கு?
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    அந்தப் பிச்சைக்காரர் ஏன் அவங்க வீட்டுக்கு முன்னாடி உட்காந்து போராட்டம் நடத்திக்கிட்டு இருக்கார்?
    நேத்து அவங்க வீட்டுலே போட்ட பழைய சாப்பாடு அவருக்கு ஒத்துக்கலையாம். அதுக்கான மருந்து செலவை அவங்கதான் தரணும்னு போராடறார்.
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    அவர் இப்ப ஒரு கிரிமினல் வக்கீலுங்க
    இல்லீங்க. அவர் ஒரு சிவில் வக்கீலுங்க.
    அதைச்சொல்லல்லீங்க. அவர் ஒரு கொலை பண்ணிட்டு இப்ப கிரிமினல் கேஸுலே மாட்டிக்கிட்டு இருக்காரே. அதைச் சொல்றேன்.
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