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GANESH65

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  • What do you call two fat people having a chat?

A heavy discussion!


  • Why did the tomato turn red?

It saw the salad dressing!


  • Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?

Reports say it was due to too many strokes!


  • What did the triangle say to the circle?

You are pointless!


  • What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?

Trouble!

  • Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread!



  • Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems!


  • Why can't a leopard hide?

Because he's always spotted!


  • Why did the barber win the race?

Because he took a short cut!
 
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