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renuka

renuka

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Yes..this thread is all about men and LOL! LOL! and LOL!

Its high time we women had a thread targeting men cos there seems to be too many threads on women...women gossiping..women nagging men..women watching TV serials and then come Mother's day and Navaratri there will an 180 degree axis rotation and these same men will sing and praise women just for ONE day!

So thats it..now its all out war.

Men in Forum beware!

All gals in Forum are welcome to write what they want to share.

Lets attack the Maamas!
 
renuka ji
when is mothers day?. men can hope for a peace accord.navrathri is far away
war appears to be breaking out
shakespeare quote_
hell hath no fury as a woman scorned'
 
krish44 said:
renuka ji
when is mothers day?. men can hope for a peace accord.navrathri is far away
war appears to be breaking out
shakespeare quote_
hell hath no fury as a woman scorned'
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Krish ji,

Hell Hath No Fury as a Woman Scorned is for females who do not know how to plan...this thread will be like heaven yet its hell! Ha Ha Ha
 
Question No 1.

I know some synapses might not be working as well as us women..so take your time and answer the following question.
Put on your reading glasses Maamas!


Question:

At what age does a man start complaining non stop about women?

a)20-30 years

b)30-40 years

c)40-50 years

d)50 years and above

e)even in Pitr Loka.


Kindly choose only one answer and please state the reason why you think so.

Best answer will have a surprise.
 
hi renumma,

KAARYESHU MANTRI....KARANESHU DHAATRI....RUPESHU LAKSHMI....LSHAMAYA DHARITRI......ASTA DHARMA NAARI

KULA DHARMA PATNI.....women are Lady Mcbeth of shakesphere.....women are thy wicked....
 
tbs said:
hi renumma,

KAARYESHU MANTRI....KARANESHU DHAATRI....RUPESHU LAKSHMI....LSHAMAYA DHARITRI......ASTA DHARMA NAARI

KULA DHARMA PATNI.....women are Lady Mcbeth of shakesphere.....women are thy wicked....
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TBS garu,

What ever said and done..we females can hypnotize you guys and make you like a "Puppet on the String"

Yes..Being wickedly sinful yet it is what you guys can never life without.

Men! Ha Ha Ha..You creatures lack self control and can fall into a females web anytime and like a black widow.. a female can breed and kill!LOL
 
[h=2]DUMB MEN JOKES[/h]A woman's husband dies. He had $20,000 to his name.


After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is no money left.


The friend says, "How can that be? You told me he had $20,000 a few days before he died. How could you be broke?"


The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course, I had to make the obligatory donation for the church and the organist and all. That was $500 and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks, you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."


The friend says, "$12,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big was it?"


The widow says, "Three carats."



https://www.sandrahill.net/DumbMenJokes.html
 
One day a housework‑challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"


"It depends," she replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"


He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."


And they say blondes are dumb.


https://www.sandrahill.net/DumbMenJokes.html
 
A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:

  • She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
  • Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
  • Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
  • Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.

  • And her husband is on the back of the milk carton


    https://www.sandrahill.net/DumbMenJokes.html

 
renuka said:
Yes..this thread is all about men and LOL! LOL! and LOL!

Its high time we women had a thread targeting men cos there seems to be too many threads on women...women gossiping..women nagging men..women watching TV serials and then come Mother's day and Navaratri there will an 180 degree axis rotation and these same men will sing and praise women just for ONE day!

So thats it..now its all out war.

Men in Forum beware!

All gals in Forum are welcome to write what they want to share.

Lets attack the Maamas!
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Mam,

மூதாட்டி ஔவையார் ஒரு பெண்னாக இருந்து கொண்டு அதுவும் 'ஆத்திச் சூடி' என்ற ஒரு அறிவுறை நூலை எழுதியவர்

ஏன் 'தையல் சொல் கேளேல்' என்றார் ?


We are not obedient to this:)
 
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renuka said:
............ The friend says, "$12,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big was it?"

The widow says, "Three carats." .........
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Ayyooooo, Renu! Don't you see this is same side goal??

You should project women as Devis!! :lol:
 
Women in our forum are more than equal to men here! (Are you there P J Sir?)
Reason: We can stick to E-dharma and keep on sending C 'n' P posts in many threads! :bump2:
 
A man was worried about the hearing ability of his wife. Went to an ENT specialist.

The doc said, 'Talk to her from 15 feet away; then 10 feet away; then 5 feet away;

then near her ear. Get me the feedback. Then I can help you!' Man came home.

He shouted from 15 feet, 'What did you make for breakfast today?' No answer!

He shouted from 10 feet, 'What did you make for breakfast today?' No answer!

He shouted again from 5 feet but no answer!! Disgusted, he came closer to her.

When he shouted into her ears, she yelled back, 'Why do you shout so many times?
I already told the answer three times! Didn't you hear?' :ear: . . . :horn:

P.S: Many mAmAs torture mAmis with their deaf ears!!
 
renuka said:
Question No 1.

I know some synapses might not be working as well as us women..so take your time and answer the following question.
Put on your reading glasses Maamas!


Question:

At what age does a man start complaining non stop about women?

a)20-30 years

b)30-40 years

c)40-50 years

d)50 years and above

e)even in Pitr Loka.


Kindly choose only one answer and please state the reason why you think so.

Best answer will have a surprise.
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renukaji

did you mean " At what age range a woman stop complaining about attention from men ? "


All out war!!!! on whom ? Maamas and Thathas here? you must be kidding !!

Maamas and Thathas past their prime age and they are like Bheeshma Pita Mahan.. invincible!!

Ok come back with your warriors!!! who are they.. let us know... tbs Garu alone can take all of you!!


Pazutha Pazam Thithikkum Pazum Kayellam Kasakkum!!!

Ha ha ha
 
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P.J. said:
renukaji

did you mean " At what age range a woman stop complaining about attention from men ? "


All out war!!!! on whom ? Maamas and Thathas here? you must be kidding !!

Maamas and Thathas past their prime age and they are like Bheeshma Pita Mahan.. invincible!!

Ok come back with your warriors!!! who are they.. let us know... tbs Garu alone take all of you!!

Ha ha ha
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tbs ji has gone into hiding according to unconfirmed reports. LOL
 
Raji Ram said:
Women in our forum are more than equal to men here! (Are you there P J Sir?)
Reason: We can stick to E-dharma and keep on sending C 'n' P posts in many threads! :bump2:
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Raji Madam

Only two women in this Forum are making all the noise!!

Others are just spectators, Your sister won't even peep in here, Dr. NARAYANI Madam will surely side me, so also SANDHYA Madam...

Who else is there ????

you both will not see eye to eye because you both are woman!!!
 
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Raji Ram said:
Ayyooooo, Renu! Don't you see this is same side goal??

You should project women as Devis!! :lol:
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Nope RR ji,

Do not be a Devi..cos these mean will expect us to subservient to them!

Ever wondered by Earth is called Bhuloka and considered Feminine and has a Bhoomadevi as its Representative?? Its becos we females are supposed to bear all these "nonsense" men do but you see these men cleverly named the after life world as Pitr loka and not Matr Loka cos its less tension there.

So no need to a Devi..we need to attack especially PJ sir!LOL
 
P.J. said:
Raji Madam

Only two women in this Forum are making all the noise!!

Others are just spectators, Your sister won't even peep in here, Dr. NARAYANI Madam will surely side me, so also SANDHYA Madam...

Who else is there ????

you both will not see eye to eye because you both are woman!!!
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Dear PJ sir,

Size does not matter for females! I mean the size of a battalion.

Pandavas were five and with Draupadi's prompting them they brought down the 100 Kauravas.

So RR ji and I are enough to attack!
 
P.J. said:
renukaji

did you mean " At what age range a woman stop complaining about attention from men ? "


All out war!!!! on whom ? Maamas and Thathas here? you must be kidding !!

Maamas and Thathas past their prime age and they are like Bheeshma Pita Mahan.. invincible!!

Ok come back with your warriors!!! who are they.. let us know... tbs Garu alone can take all of you!!


Pazutha Pazam Thithikkum Pazum Kayellam Kasakkum!!!

Ha ha ha
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All right..be ready to be gunned down.

Assault ji dont get excited seeing the word Gun..its not the Gun you are thinking!LOL
 
Raji Ram said:
Women in our forum are more than equal to men here! (Are you there P J Sir?)
Reason: We can stick to E-dharma and keep on sending C 'n' P posts in many threads! :bump2:
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RR ji,

You are right..we females contribute more to Forum more than these males.
 
V.Balasubramani said:
Mam,

மூதாட்டி ஔவையார் ஒரு பெண்னாக இருந்து கொண்டு அதுவும் 'ஆத்திச் சூடி' என்ற ஒரு அறிவுறை நூலை எழுதியவர்

ஏன் 'தையல் சொல் கேளேல்' என்றார் ?


We are not obedient to this:)
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Dear Sir,

I dont understand what you wrote..I can read it but cant make out the meaning..could you please translate it for me?
 
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