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Did i read it right?




TOILET OUT OF ORDER
.
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVEALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES,
ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR
CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO
HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR
FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO
GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE
BELL DOESN'T WORK)


Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

(Do you really have to think about this one?)

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
(Really? - Ya think so?)

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
(Now that's taking things a bit far!)

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
(What a guy!)

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
(Typical union tactics...)

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
(See if that works any better than a fair trial!)

War Dims Hope for Peace

(I can see where it might have that effect!)

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

(Ya think?!)

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
(Who would have thought it...?)

Enfield(London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
(They may be on to something!)Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
(
I always wondered how they stayed up...)

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
(He probably IS the battery charge!)

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
(Seems logical...?)Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
(
Do they taste like chicken?)Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
(
Boy, are they tall!)


And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


(Did I read that right?)


Did I read that sign right?
 
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