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Would You Marry Again?

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Would You Marry Again?


A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the following question...

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? would you get married again?"


HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not? don't you like being married?"


HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."


WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"


HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."


WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)


HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)


WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"


HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."


WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"


HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"


WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"


HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."


WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"


HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."


WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"


HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."


WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?”


HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."


WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?”


HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."


WIFE: -- Long silence --


HUSBAND: "Damn."




BabaMail -Joke Today: Would You Get Remarried?
 
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