Thread: Tamil Kadi Jokes

1. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!


2. Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?


3. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa
mudiyum


4. "Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?"

5. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu
solla mudiyuma?


6. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum, avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.


7. Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum.. mudi kottina valikkuma?


8. School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam... Blood Testla
Bit addika mudiyuma?


9. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!


10. Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!


11. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...


12. 7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile
ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!


13. Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela
padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!


14. Autokku autonu paer irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum...


15. Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta
irumal varathu!


16. Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachhi road poda mudiyuma?


17. 'Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu , Appo
'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?


18. Tea cupla tea irukum. Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?


19. Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu?


20. Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna
mudiyuma?


21. Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga
mudiyuma?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

22. Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum, aana Monday annikku mandaya pottal
vibaraithama aayidum !!!

Bagya

Excellent! 1,2,4,6,7,8,9,15 &16 are so hilarious! one needs a sense of humour not only for relishing a joke but also for providing such humourous stuff. you have it in plenty; we are the beneficiaries. do continue.
with regards,
balaiyer.

it is 10 pm and i am laughing out so loud -- waking up my daughter and alarming my wife !! please keep them coming !
Vasu

Dear Bagya,
A good piece. I wish you had posted it in Tamil itself.

Too gud...

Read these..

In Tamilnadu , there is a well known person by name , Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing
colleges , always speaks in English. That college students have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English"
...... Njoy ............with his......... .....English. ......... .......
Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English"

# At the ground:
------------ -----
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs
please
come here).

# To a boy , angrily:
------------ ---------
I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:
------------ --------- --
You , rotate the ground four times...
You , go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
------------ --------- --
Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to
wear
..... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus

# Sir at his best:
------------ ---
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to
see
one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
------------ --------- --------- --------- -------
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late ,
because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"

At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "

I really enjoyed very nice joke please keep on posting

a popular joke: "mali flutte kettingala?" "ketten, saar: kutukka mattennuttar!"

very good joke: reminds me of the time when the Professor lost his temper and shouted: "last bench, get out...", and the three guys on last bench lifted the bench, tossed it out the window! -- cheers, rj

very nice joke: reminds me of the time when the Prof. shouted, "last bench, GET OUT.....", and the three guys on last bench obediently lifted the bench and threw it out the window!